Episode 99: American Tail 3 & Cartoon All-Stars To The Rescue


Bad airbrushing!  A 90s direct-to-video tradition!

Bad airbrushing! A 90s direct-to-video tradition!

Tonight we have a movie night double feature with Kittyhawk! We had technical difficulties with our first attempt at recording an American Tail 3 episode, so we re-recorded just for you!

After the first half, we take a break and come back with Cartoon All-Stars To The Rescue, a crossover cartoon filled with anti-drug propaganda that could only be enjoyed by pasty old white people who have no idea who these characters actually are.

Topics:
Bad VHS Covers
No timeline theories!!!
The color of the Statue Of Liberty
The color of cheese
Pacifist Native American mice who make death traps
The magical scarf that hides your race
“Will everyone just go and do?!”
“What’s up, Doc, is your life!”
Don’t do dope, but obesity is okay.
Shut up, Michelle Obama!

Cartoon All-Stars To The Rescue

An anti-drug message that’s probably more entertaining if you’re high on acid.