In this series, Spider-Man creates a new suit that looks nothing like Spider-Man and travels to Counter Earth, where he meets villains that have nothing do with anything that Spider-Man fans want to see.  Except for Carnage and Venom.  …oh wait.

Also, Spider-Man can apparently scale a launch tower faster than a shuttle can take off.  He also announces that he’s taking his pal Peter Parker along, so that nobody on Earth would become suspicious of Parker’s sudden disappearance.

Oh, and Peter’s hair totally looks like Fighter from Final Fantasy.

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