Episode 105: GoBots: Battle Of The Rock Lords


Battle Of The Rock Lords

Powerful Living Rocks

The Kittyhawk returns for another SHITTY MOVIE NIGHT! This time, it’s Gobots: Battle Of The Rock Lords. Guess what. We hated it. But you benefit, dear listener, because you get to listen to us riff on it for an hour.

In 1986, another transforming toy robot movie was released to theaters. Yes, I know. Transformers, Robotech, and Gobots all in one year. What were these companies thinking?

Battle Of The Rock Lords was meant to kick off a Gobots spin-off, the Rock Lords, powerful living rocks! This film is the only recorded attempt to kick off a series which never actually took place. Not only did the Rock Lords grind to a halt, but so did the Gobots. The Gobots were dead and buried months before the Transformers movie followed its lead in theaters.

This film features the talents of Telly Savalas, Margot Kidder, Roddy MacDowall, Michael Nouri, Frank Welker, and Peter Cullen.

Topics
Walking and talking
Sticker faces
Toy-accurate designs
Riding on a lava boat
Hanna-Barbara’s B-Team
Leader-1 is Jimmy Carter
Turbo is the Gacy clown
Scooter saves the day
Telly Savalas neither knows nor cares who Cy-Kill is
Margot Kidder passed up Superman III for this
The Rock Lords theme is utter butt rock
Gobotron vs Unicron

Fitor

Not actually from the movie. Look how much cooler Fitor looks in Japan!


Sureshock

The true evolution of Scooter.




Episode 104: Japanese Transformers


Headmasters

More than a three-episode fourth season; Japan got a whole new show!

We’re joined by Chuck of What’s On Joe Mind this week as we talk about Japanese Transformers! You’ve been waiting all week for this, but keep your HEAD ON, because we’re in the ZONE this week. We’re a MASTER FORCE of Transformers nostalgia buffs, here to entertain our ARMADA of fans. This is a podcast about ROBOTS IN DISGUISE that come from Japan.
Jinrai

Look again. This ain’t no Optimus Prime!


Sixshot

Now that you know who he is…
Oh never mind. You know the joke by now.


Headmaster Kids

Seriously! What is it with Transformers hanging out with damn kids?!

Episode 103: The Disney Afternoon


Disney Afternoon Gang

The Disney Afternoon Gang

Hey! We’re here again with The Chu from Raizap and Rick from The United States of Geekdom. We’re talking about the Disney Afternoon. We’ll be going through the block from its earliest inception all the way to when it fell apart. It’s eighty minutes of us talking about furry bait characters, chipmunks dressed like Magnum PI, and Jim Cummings.

Next week, we’ll have a special Black Friday episode. Don’tcha dare miss it!

Episode 102: Golden Boy


Golden Boy

Golden Boy

Howdy, boys and girls! This week, our very late episode is about Golden Boy! Golden Boy is an anime OVA series from the 90s about a pervert with a heart of gold. It also has a lot of fan service for the perverts at home!

Joining us tonight once again is Pablo. We’ll be discussing our thoughts on this hilarious series. We all agree that it’s something you need to check out. Golden Boy is truly golden.

Also, after the show, we have an additional 35 minutes of us talking about nonsense, though there is a lot of cartoon-related discussion.

Discussed:
Kintaro’s obsession with toilets
Boner jokes
Jiggly boobs
Vibrating motorcycles

The Toilet

Kintaro suddenly realizes that beautiful women sit on toilets.


Nice butt

Expect to see this angle a lot.


Serious Face

Kintaro goes off-model when important things happen.


The Bimo

Unfortunately, I don’t think Ben will let me show the screen capture of this character that I wanted to show you.


swim teacher

So here’s the swimming instructor instead. Enjoy!

Special: Ben Heckendorn Interview


Lizard Of Death

Lizard Of Death


This is a special non-animation, non-edited interview with internet modder, Ben Heckendorn. We talk about movies, games, and a whole bunch of other nonsense. This is a companion to our Possumus Woman review. Mr. Heckendorn offered to be on the show, and before we even had a topic in mind, we were just shooting the breeze.

Yeah, don’t expect much direction to this show. This is NOT your regularly-scheduled program. This is a bonus.

Happy Halloween.