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Episode 52: Green Lantern – First Flight


The REAL Green Lantern movie

Green ring do your thing!

How is it that a movie that is literally half the length of the Ryan Reynolds Green Lantern can pack a more cohesive story? Well, you take out all the boring stuff, for one thing. Next, you severely truncate the origin story down to only a few minutes so that it doesn’t drag the story down. Then you completely ignore that Paralax ever existed and tell a story that people actually care about.

My goodness. Even though I probably would have preferred a story that took place on Earth and left the Green Lantern Corp. to the wayside, I cannot deny that this was one hell of a movie. I was impressed that the passing of the ring to Hal Jordan was only the beginning of the story and didn’t encompass and overpower the story. The characters were great. Even though we knew who the bad guy is, there were surprises to be had, anyway. This is a very spoileriffic review, which is why I’m getting my impressions out of the way right now. You might want to see the movie first.

And, of course, joining us again this week is TFG1 Mike for our continuing crossover with Tooncast Beyond. The episode wraps up before the 40-minute mark, but dread not, dear listeners! We have another 30 minutes worth of nonsense in our post-show.

Show Topics:
Bruce Timm: Straight-to-video gold
Ryan Reynolds: Box office lead
Chi’p: Is he the one in the wheelchair?
“You wanna fly, Bobby?”
Poozer

Bonus Content Topics:
Lineman Diags
Biggest box office bombs
YouTube and iTunes trolls
Kunio, Renegade, Double Dragon, and River City Ransom
Dipping your breakfast sausages into the syrup

Mrs. Butterworth and Banquet Brown 'N' Serve breakfast sausages

The greatest flavors brought together since Mr. Reese got chocolate in his peanut butter!

Episode 51: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles – Side-By-Side – 1987 Vs. 2003

Turtles Forever

The Mirage Era goes out with a bang

We’re back to a standard episode this week to do a very special Ninja Turtles retrospective. Today we talk about the ’87 Turtles, the ’03 Turtles, and everything in between. Joining us again this week are JT of Authentic Geek and Kittyhawk of Sparkling Generation Valkyrie Yuuki.

We love the Turtles. Though only one show can emerge victorious, this isn’t quite the landslide that was our X-Men Side-By-Side. Both shows here are recommendable. Just stay away from anything involving rewinds or red skies.

Topics:
April’s cleavage
Destroying the Technodrome cures Splinter
Battletoads still sucks ass
Donatello and Jack Kirby save Asgard
Shredder vs. Skeletor vs. Cobra Commander
Neil can find cartoon-accurate live-action hotties
GOONGALA!!!

Va-Va-VOOM!

We loves us some sexy April!


Sexy Irma

JT is responsible for this, and he will pay!

April’s well-animated ass in an otherwise poorly-animated cartoon

Click here for even more ’87 Ninja Turtles animation errors.

What’s wrong with the Muppets?

Imagine you opened up the paper today and turned to the comics section. Right there, in the middle of the page, is a brand new Peanuts cartoon, drawn by someone else. Maybe it’s someone who was close to Shultz. Perhaps someone who studied under him and helped him finish up the last few comics. Whatever. It would still bother you, right?

Well, now you know how I feel about The Muppets.

Several weeks ago, I put this video on the Animation Aficionados facebook page. I picked the video specifically, because it’s Jim Henson singing and doing a character other than Kermit. I noted that Jim had a very gentle singing voice, even when playing such a rough character. Even so, I think people still misunderstood my point in this exercise, as I get the impression that some folks think that I’m trying to draw a comparison to Steve Whitmire. I’m not.

Perhaps I should have been more general. Jim Henson was a gentle person. Granted, he could have a rather sharp and wicked sense of humor. But he was a daydreamer, a creator, and a storyteller. He lived to make people smile and laugh. Sometimes he’d make you cry. He could tug at the strings of your heart, but he always did so gently. Jim Henson’s gentleness wasn’t just a quality of his voice. It was the personality he put into his performances. Of all the artist that I’ve ever looked up to, I’ve looked up to Jim Henson the most.

What irritates me is that people still think that this is about Kermit. The puppet itself is superfluous. it’s merely a device through which the performer reaches to the audience. The point here is that it’s the performer that makes the act. Not the character.

I feel the same way about other classic revivals as well, but not necessarily all. Think about how many times you’ve seen Bugs Bunny or Mickey Mouse brought back. Even when it seems like a noble attempt, they ultimately always seem very forgettable, as they fade rapidly from our memory. Nothing ever touches us like the original cartoons did. It amazes me that nobody learns the lesson from this, which is that the reason why we have such fond memories of these characters is because of the people who were bringing these characters to life in the first place.

I’m not saying that nobody is allowed to revive a character, though. Sometimes it is done right. For instance, Bruce Timm basically redefined Batman and then created his own version of the DC Universe. But that’s because Bruce Timm is a great storyteller. These characters thrived because of the creative force behind them, and instances such as this are rare. The way companies think now, the marquee is all that matters, but without someone like Bruce Timm leading the charge, the efforts would have fallen as flat as anythinge else when handled by someone who doesn’t have the vision of a great storyteller.

To me, the Muppets is a meaningless marquee in a world without Jim Henson. It doesn’t convey any emotion to me. When I was a kid, it did, but that was because I knew that there was a vision behind it. The vision was that of a man who I still regard as one of the greatest entertainers who ever lived. Whenever I see Muppet programs that have been produced in the wake of his passing, it feels stagnant, uncreative, and directionless.

It’s like watching an amateur trying to do a George Carlin stand-up routine. He can tell all the same jokes, but he’ll never have the presence of the man himself.

And from what I’ve heard, things haven’t changed. Why is “Rainbow Connection” in the new movie? There was a time when the Muppets would come up with their own songs and they’d have a new set with each film. I admit, it’s not as bad as the licensed music in Muppets From Space, but still, the problem I have is that Disney is trying to get everyone excited about the Muppets, but they don’t seem willing to deliver what the Muppets were actually all about.

I’ve made a decision. We’re going to be doing a show about the Muppets soon, but I’m not going to see the new movie until after we do the show. I’ve thought about it. Whether I love it or I hate it, those views should not be the focus of the show. I want it to be about Jim. And Richard. And everyone else who ever brought a smile to my face.

I’m a fan of the storyteller. Not the marquee.

Episode 49: Batman Gotham Knight

Batman - Gotham Knight

How do you screw THIS up?!

We continue our crossover series with Tooncast Beyond, talking about the DC animated original movies. This time it’s a coiler known as Batman: Gotham Knight. Incorrectly labeled as a bridge between Batman Begins and The Dark Knight, the only stories this film seems intent on bridging are its own.

And that’s the weird part, folks, because beside the chronological link between each story, they have almost nothing to do with one another. Oh, but don’t let this blog entry spoil everything. You’ll need to listen to the show to listen to us really rip this POS apart.

Topics:
-Batman vs Duke Togo would break the universe
-OMG! KAWAII BISHOUNEN BRUCE WAYNE! (I wanna throw up after typing that)
-Anthology movies usually have an over-arcing plot. USUALLY!
-Neil adds a rating to the IGN Replacement Crew scoring system
-Mike gets up to answer the door.

As usual, our show is expanded, with hilarious pre- and post-show banter. Technical difficulties happen. We discuss sound elements. A toilet is flushed. Stuff you’re only going to hear on our show. And Married… With Children.

There is also special “bonus track” featuring audio from our first attempt at the video games episode. Lots of off-topic discussion kept the show from being released, but the best banter has been spared, with topics that were not covered in our released version!

Bonus content topics:
-An expanded discussion of Mario’s lore
-The two Sonics
-Kittyhawk’s Franken-Saturn
-Game manual artists
-Everyone’s dead in Lavender Town
-The Sakura Wars theme… My GOD! The Sakura Wars theme!!!!

Black Friday Special: Video Games!


My goodness, look at all that CRAP!
Yep, it’s filler episode time, boys and girls! We’re here with our Black Friday special, and it’s only a day late! Kittyhawk sits down with Ben and I to talk about some vidji games. But WAIT! We are not alone on this intrepid journey, because joining us tonight is none other than Mike “The Birdman/Captain Awesome” Dodd of This Week In Geek! Pop some Nodoze, folks. This is gonna be a long one. Yes, we love video games so much that we allowed the show to go EPIC-LENGTH!!!

This episode is about:
Let’s play some Mary-Oh, eh?
Only 40 hours until it starts getting good!
Tales from the Game Stop
Dick games
Sega fanboys
Neil doesn’t like Rare.
Our favorite chip tune themes
Neil responds to Chris Bores
Saturn is the greatest system ever, and you suck if you think otherwise
The guy who took Kittyhawk’s copy of Final Fantasy III is rightchere
Don’t like the CDi Zeldas? Well exCUUUUUSE ME, Princess!